I ORDER YOU TO LAUGH

the-morning-and-the-evening-star:

allsnargents:

"Do you have to be so vulgar about men, like they’re pieces of meat?"

I HAVE WAITED SO LONG FOR THIS GIF SET

snaps7:

snapslikethis:

queernymphadora:

snapslikethis:

riversnogs:

riversnogs:

That moment in your childhood when you realize that Diagon Alley is just the word diagonally….

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And the Mirror of Erised is just the word desire backwards.

Didn’t even realize. Does that mean Knockturn Alley is nocturnally (dark/night)?

Yes, and Grimmauld Place is a play on grim old place. 

DUDE.

And Dumbledore is just a dumb old door

brianmalik:

if i sigh loudly enough will all of my problems go away 

Just tried. Doesn’t work.

dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

fallontonight:

Need some morning work out inspiration? Watch these helpful tips from Jimmy and Dwayne Johnson from their old work out tapes! 

[Part 1 / Part 2]

Me when I listen to ‘Love never felt so good’

Me when I listen to ‘Love never felt so good’

-Everybody, this is Marvin

-We named him after my pop.

-Tell them the full name.

-Marvin Wait For It Eriksen.

314eater:

prevalere:

you know how in some movies the bride/groom calls off the wedding to be with the person they truly love and then they live happily ever after well it’s pretty shitty that the person they were getting married to doesn’t actually get a happy ending but no one seems to care about it to the point that he/she is not even mentioned afterwards as if that person didn’t exist or had feelings at all yeah just a thought

Lord farquaad will be okay