a movie in which all the main characters are unknown actors but all the background characters are really famous actors
i love how anna waves and one lady waves back
if i was a ghost i would do useful things like let the cat out or take flamable things off the stove and sing to small children when they can’t sleep and terrify the fuck out of assholes hell yeah bitches. what was that? did I hear you make a derogatory remark about women? bam, your lamp is now on the floor what cha going to do punk? are you abusing that child? wambo, your walls are now bleeding motherfucker
OH MYGOD WHY
I’ve risen from the grave to wreck your mind
i was crying in art class today and this girl was all “why are you crying?” and i didnt really wanna answer and we sorta know each other so i was all “why arent YOU crying?” and then she looked at me and ACTUALLY sTARTED TO CRY I just?? wAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT
I can say “I hate pants” in Slovenian so I mean…
I can ask ‘where is the library?’ in Spanish.
I can say “May I go to the bathroom” in French.
I can sign “fuck you” in American Sign Language
can we just take a minute to thank all the bands whose concert tickets are cheap because they understand that most of us are broke teenagers that can’t even afford a pack of gum
can you imagine if there were cyber police and if you did something wrong they would disconnect your internet and force you to go outside
not the outside :(
These two guys are roommates and I fucking love hearing about the shit they do to each other