(Source: ramenoodles, via ruinedchildhood)

so we had 3 bottles of shampoo and 0 bottles of conditioner

then mum came home excited that she bought ten bottles of conditioner on sale

it turns out she bought shampoo

now we have 13 bottles of shampoo

and 0 bottles of conditioner

here’s another fun little tidbit

the shampoo she bought is for premium blonde to sand dune coloured hair

i am your child HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ME? WE ARE ASIAN GODDAMNIT

(Source: fallingintothedenouement, via iwillmindfuckyou)

I want your love And I want your avenge


(Source: labish, via the-krusty-crew)

(Source: bigpinkbunny, via iwillmindfuckyou)

ireallylikegaryoldman: You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

ireallylikegaryoldman:

You know what this adultery needs? SANDWICHES.

(via legit-humor)

(via legit-humor)

So you know how the Avengers was really good?

theblueboxtraveler:

I guess you could say

It was Marvelous

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

funniest-fuck: oh how i cry of laughter

funniest-fuck:

oh how i cry of laughter

(via legit-humor)

heyimrichel: hahahahahhahahahahahahahah. wtf! 

heyimrichel:

hahahahahhahahahahahahahah. wtf! 

(Source: annapolarbear, via legit-humor)

(Source: cineraria, via legit-humor)